I've shared beds with exes with HER, twice.. and now recently on its second time, on the ride.
Even though I'm having inner monologue's like: "where should we dispose her body?" I'm gonna play a no brainer cue on how to know who's she goin to take w/ her home. Fo' sho'!
1. The girl who selflessly gave up the front seat 'cuz after all it's about who's the driver's gonna take w/ her home right?
2. The ex who's acting like the co pilot of the driver... The GPS, the direction seeker & asker, the one who pays the gas so you can leisurely went home after your horrendous tantrum.
3. The one who sings on every after track like as if she knows the part where the driver smash her steering wheel when that perfect beat comes in.
4. The one who has the most inside jokes. Especially those out of nowhere. There's nothing like a in-your-face passive aggressive insult than showing how you and HER are sooo compatible. #burn
5. Roads and memories. If these two had been to more places than you and her had - guuuurl.... You better step back cuz this is her drift! Ain't nobody goin to topple w/ the first who shared the road junkie highs with her!
There you had it. 'nuff said. Now eat dirt as while me, I'm gonna pass the heck out after that 4-hr ride..... in HER arms.
Even though I'm having inner monologue's like: "where should we dispose her body?" I'm gonna play a no brainer cue on how to know who's she goin to take w/ her home. Fo' sho'!
1. The girl who selflessly gave up the front seat 'cuz after all it's about who's the driver's gonna take w/ her home right?
2. The ex who's acting like the co pilot of the driver... The GPS, the direction seeker & asker, the one who pays the gas so you can leisurely went home after your horrendous tantrum.
3. The one who sings on every after track like as if she knows the part where the driver smash her steering wheel when that perfect beat comes in.
4. The one who has the most inside jokes. Especially those out of nowhere. There's nothing like a in-your-face passive aggressive insult than showing how you and HER are sooo compatible. #burn
5. Roads and memories. If these two had been to more places than you and her had - guuuurl.... You better step back cuz this is her drift! Ain't nobody goin to topple w/ the first who shared the road junkie highs with her!
There you had it. 'nuff said. Now eat dirt as while me, I'm gonna pass the heck out after that 4-hr ride..... in HER arms.
